Here, in a land far far away, I find myself having many vices. I’ve been wasting my money at the speed of light on a select few things and I wanted to clue you all in on the crazy shit I buy here besides the obvious (pizza, pasta, cappuccinos...). Be jealous of my oh so glamorous life!
Books
Fabio introduced me to the American Book Store as well as pointed out many other bookstores within the vicinity. I scoffed to myself “lol, me reading?! When I have so much else to do here?!” ….boy was I wrong! So far I’ve finished off Silver Lining’s Playbook, The Devil Wears Prada, and The Demon Catchers of Milan (yeah, what is my life), and am midway through Sex and theCity. I also have Sherlock Holmes, The Great Gatsby, and Perfume lying in wait.
Chocolate
I’ve eaten at least a dozen chocolate bunnies since I got here (don't worry, I stocked up!), not to mention tasted every Kinder bar known to man. It’s a problem and I’m noteven on my period.
The New York Times: Sunday Edition
Coming in at a whopping €12.50 an issue, I’ve got myself in quite the predicament. I feel like I’m conditioning myself to become an asshole, but I really quite like it. I enjoy looking like an old man as I foldback pages of a good, ole’ fashioned newspaper. Cheers!
Crack
lol jk
....I mean cocaine.
....I mean cocaine.
Aperitivo
This is what they call happy hour here and, holy shit, is it amazing. For the low, low price of your drink (usually €7-10…yeah, no wonder I’m broke!) you get an all-you-can-eat buffet of everything that’ll make you look unappealing in a swimsuit: pretty worth it for my one-meal-a-day regimen.
Yup, I'm ageing quickly...please don't judge.
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