Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen/Pratt Student

So, I read this little piece on the Fashionista and thought, hey, why should FIT have all the fun?! Here's my
"Fashion Art School (Pratt specifically) Confidential: 10 Lessons I Learned as a Fashion Student":

1. There are cats...lots of them. And naked people. Prepare.

2. The only almost-straight boy that's in your year that you TOTALLY dug the first week of school....yeah, the one that smells like a dead animal and smokes more than a muffler...will have slept with every straight female in your grade, as well as perhaps a fifth of the guys.

3. Your hair will end up a different color.

4. You will eat the same thing every day at some point in time because it will be the only thing you deem edible from the cafeteria.

5. You will lose and find friends like socks: some you will lose forever, some you will find in really weird places, and some you will buy (some cheaper than others).

6. You will forget what a shower is.

7. You will become a pro at looking like a hobo. An expensively dressed hobo.

8. Pierce. Everything.

9. After orientation, architecture majors are no longer your friend. They are robots, they are isolationists, and they probably drink blood.

10. It's not what you thought it would be: it's better/worse depending on the day. Especially if that day is Saturday.