boxy

not a fan of thinking outside the box

It's that time of year again! Yup, the lovely mixture of packing, moving, cleaning, crying, finaling, and dying is upon us again. Here are my tips and hints to a successful departure:

1. Procrastinate as long as possible
2. Make your friends do everything for you.
3. Eat a lot of chocolate.
4. Complain. When that doesn't work, complain even more. To everyone. You have a phone for a reason
5. ???
6. PROFIT!

But in all seriousness....This is terrible. My room is looking more disheveled than usual (which is saying a lot for those who know me). Soon enough, though, I'll be on my way to my new apartment! I can't wait to settle into my lovely abode in benevolent BedStuy, complete with crackwhores, gangmembers, and the occasional hipster seen wandering the streets. Oh, and did I mention that there ARE in fact a few trees lining my street?!!


.............more on my Barbie dream home later